not a bad day



{One Community scene per episode} 3.01: Biology 101

We’re gonna have more fun
and be less weird than the
first two years combined


{One Community scene per episode} 2.23: For a Few Paintballs MoreTroy: I had a dream it would end this way.

{One Community scene per episode} 2.23: For a Few Paintballs More

Troy: I had a dream it would end this way.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.22: A Fist Full of Paintballs (part 1)Neal: Annie…we’re friends. We played Dungeons and Dragons together.Annie: That was a game. This is paintball.

{One Community scene per episode} 2.22: A Fist Full of Paintballs (part 1)

Neal: Annie…we’re friends. We played Dungeons and Dragons together.
Annie: That was a game. This is paintball.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.22: Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts

Pierce: Make your money, whore.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.21: Paradigms of Human Memory

Jeff: We’ve known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time I’ve given a lot of speeches, but they all have one thing in common: they’re all different. These drug runners aren’t going to execute Pierce because he’s racist. It’s a locomotive that runs on us, and the only sharks in that water are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, anchovies, fear, and the dangers of ingesting mercury. Because the real bugs aren’t the ones in those beds. And there’s no such thing as a free Caesar salad and even if there were, The Cape might still find a second life on cable, and I’ll tell you why: el corazon del agua es verdad. That water is a lie! Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satelite transmissions. So maybe we are caught in and endless cycle of screw ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe that this is just the universe’s way of molding us into some kind of super group.
Troy: Like the Traveling Wilburys!
Jeff: Yes Troy, like the Traveling Wilburys of pain. Prepared for any insane adventure life throws our way and I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to every one of them.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.20: Competitive Wine TastingBritta: Troy I feel like I’m seeing a whole different side of you.Troy: There’s just so much darkness. My soul is darkening and my heart is mad at my kidneys and my mouth…. [Britta kisses him]

{One Community scene per episode} 2.20: Competitive Wine Tasting

Britta: Troy I feel like I’m seeing a whole different side of you.
Troy: There’s just so much darkness. My soul is darkening and my heart is mad at my kidneys and my mouth…. [Britta kisses him]


{One Community scene per episode} 2.19: Critical Film Studies“I went back to pay the bill. The restaurant was closed. It was Abed’s idea. The group had stayed behind to savage the party. The waiter had felt bad for spilling the beans about Abed’s homage so he let us stay. As parties go, it was quiet, dark and a little lame. We’d had better parties and we’d had worse parties. But I doubt I’ll ever forget my dinner with Andre, dinner with Abed.”

{One Community scene per episode} 2.19: Critical Film Studies

“I went back to pay the bill. The restaurant was closed. It was Abed’s idea. The group had stayed behind to savage the party. The waiter had felt bad for spilling the beans about Abed’s homage so he let us stay. As parties go, it was quiet, dark and a little lame. We’d had better parties and we’d had worse parties. But I doubt I’ll ever forget my dinner with Andre, dinner with Abed.”


{One Community scene per episode} 2.18: Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy

Abed: Something terrible has happened. My ‘Kick Puncher 3: The Final Kickening’ DVD is missing.
Britta: That’s awful! Somebody took it, who would-wait… ‘Kick Puncher 3’? Wasn’t that the movie that Luka was…


{One Community scene per episode} 2.17: Intro to Political Science

Annie: Are you in here?
Jeff: Yeah, to be alone. We’ve already established the men’s room doesn’t work.
Annie: You have an apartment.
Jeff: There are people in the parking lot, singing that song.
Annie: I went too far. I’m sorry, I didn’t know it would be that bad.
Jeff: You knew. You didn’t care. But don’t apologize I got what I deserved. I am a gross, jaded adult with with control issues who couldn’t let a young, bright, idealistic kid run for president.
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Jeff: You should have stayed in the running. You’re the only real candidate.
Annie: No I was just another jerk trying to win a contest. Your were right the whole time. I just couldn’t admit it until I saw you running away, crying.
Jeff: Yaaaay.
Annie: I care what you think about me, you know?
Jeff: Yeah. I care what you think about me, which is why all this happened.
Annie: Ok well, resolved then.
Jeff: Resolved.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.16: Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking I TOLD PIERCE A THOUSAND TIMES. I NEVER WANTED TO MEET LEVAR IN PERSON. I JUST WANTED A PICTURE. YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE. I HATE YOU PIERCE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

{One Community scene per episode} 2.16: Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking

I TOLD PIERCE A THOUSAND TIMES. I NEVER WANTED TO MEET LEVAR IN PERSON. I JUST WANTED A PICTURE. YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE. I HATE YOU PIERCE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.15: Early 21st Century RomanticismShirley: [Pierce] listens to you.Jeff: Well he also listens to the Bare Naked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.The group: Woah! Back it up.Troy: Ok Jeff you are clearly in a bad space today but Pierce is our friend and the Bare Naked Ladies are triple platinum. Are you?!Jeff: Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively? And how much stuff do we have to go through this year before my friendship stops being questioned?Annie: Well maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff, Jeff. And maybe BNL has two Bilboard awards to your zero.Jeff: Oh ok they’re BNL now. We need a short name for the Bare Naked Ladies. That’s how fundamental they are. You know what Pierce probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.Britta: You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian all-rock band of the mid-nineties you selfish jaded ass!Jeff: THIS? IS A FIGHT. WE, ARE FIGHTING.

{One Community scene per episode} 2.15: Early 21st Century Romanticism

Shirley: [Pierce] listens to you.
Jeff: Well he also listens to the Bare Naked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.
The group: Woah! Back it up.
Troy: Ok Jeff you are clearly in a bad space today but Pierce is our friend and the Bare Naked Ladies are triple platinum. Are you?!
Jeff: Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively? And how much stuff do we have to go through this year before my friendship stops being questioned?
Annie: Well maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff, Jeff. And maybe BNL has two Bilboard awards to your zero.
Jeff: Oh ok they’re BNL now. We need a short name for the Bare Naked Ladies. That’s how fundamental they are. You know what Pierce probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.
Britta: You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian all-rock band of the mid-nineties you selfish jaded ass!
Jeff: THIS? IS A FIGHT. WE, ARE FIGHTING.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.14: Advanced Dugneons and Dragons

Hector seduces the Elf Maiden and Troy takes notes.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.13: Celebrity PharmacologyAnnie: Guys, I’m so sorry. That was amazing, even I learned something.Britta: Aaaw Annie! Group hug, group hug!

{One Community scene per episode} 2.13: Celebrity Pharmacology

Annie: Guys, I’m so sorry. That was amazing, even I learned something.
Britta: Aaaw Annie! Group hug, group hug!


{One Community scene per episode} 2.12: Asian Population StudiesAnnie: I’m not in the mood Jeff. Explain your behavior with Rich today.Jeff: Sorry not everyone is as in love with Doctor Do-No-Wrong as you are. And don’t say it’s because I’m jealous of him being with you.Annie: Oh come on Jeff! I’m sick of this. One minute I’m too young to date and the next you’re trying to get rid of guys I like. Either you want me or you don’t what’s it going to be?Jeff: I wish I could give you an answer that makes sense but relationships are complicated and we’re in the men’s room.Annie: Fine, well I’m going to ask Rich out. Nothing complicated about that.

{One Community scene per episode} 2.12: Asian Population Studies

Annie: I’m not in the mood Jeff. Explain your behavior with Rich today.
Jeff: Sorry not everyone is as in love with Doctor Do-No-Wrong as you are. And don’t say it’s because I’m jealous of him being with you.
Annie: Oh come on Jeff! I’m sick of this. One minute I’m too young to date and the next you’re trying to get rid of guys I like. Either you want me or you don’t what’s it going to be?
Jeff: I wish I could give you an answer that makes sense but relationships are complicated and we’re in the men’s room.
Annie: Fine, well I’m going to ask Rich out. Nothing complicated about that.