not a bad day



Because we understand. And because we’ve been there.

Because we understand. And because we’ve been there.


{One Community scene per episode} 3.01: Biology 101

We’re gonna have more fun
and be less weird than the
first two years combined


{One Community scene per episode} 2.21: Paradigms of Human Memory

Jeff: We’ve known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time I’ve given a lot of speeches, but they all have one thing in common: they’re all different. These drug runners aren’t going to execute Pierce because he’s racist. It’s a locomotive that runs on us, and the only sharks in that water are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, anchovies, fear, and the dangers of ingesting mercury. Because the real bugs aren’t the ones in those beds. And there’s no such thing as a free Caesar salad and even if there were, The Cape might still find a second life on cable, and I’ll tell you why: el corazon del agua es verdad. That water is a lie! Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satelite transmissions. So maybe we are caught in and endless cycle of screw ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe that this is just the universe’s way of molding us into some kind of super group.
Troy: Like the Traveling Wilburys!
Jeff: Yes Troy, like the Traveling Wilburys of pain. Prepared for any insane adventure life throws our way and I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to every one of them.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.20: Competitive Wine TastingBritta: Troy I feel like I’m seeing a whole different side of you.Troy: There’s just so much darkness. My soul is darkening and my heart is mad at my kidneys and my mouth…. [Britta kisses him]

{One Community scene per episode} 2.20: Competitive Wine Tasting

Britta: Troy I feel like I’m seeing a whole different side of you.
Troy: There’s just so much darkness. My soul is darkening and my heart is mad at my kidneys and my mouth…. [Britta kisses him]


{One Community scene per episode} 2.19: Critical Film Studies“I went back to pay the bill. The restaurant was closed. It was Abed’s idea. The group had stayed behind to savage the party. The waiter had felt bad for spilling the beans about Abed’s homage so he let us stay. As parties go, it was quiet, dark and a little lame. We’d had better parties and we’d had worse parties. But I doubt I’ll ever forget my dinner with Andre, dinner with Abed.”

{One Community scene per episode} 2.19: Critical Film Studies

“I went back to pay the bill. The restaurant was closed. It was Abed’s idea. The group had stayed behind to savage the party. The waiter had felt bad for spilling the beans about Abed’s homage so he let us stay. As parties go, it was quiet, dark and a little lame. We’d had better parties and we’d had worse parties. But I doubt I’ll ever forget my dinner with Andre, dinner with Abed.”


{One Community scene per episode} 2.18: Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy

Abed: Something terrible has happened. My ‘Kick Puncher 3: The Final Kickening’ DVD is missing.
Britta: That’s awful! Somebody took it, who would-wait… ‘Kick Puncher 3’? Wasn’t that the movie that Luka was…



{One Community scene per episode} 2.15: Early 21st Century RomanticismShirley: [Pierce] listens to you.Jeff: Well he also listens to the Bare Naked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.The group: Woah! Back it up.Troy: Ok Jeff you are clearly in a bad space today but Pierce is our friend and the Bare Naked Ladies are triple platinum. Are you?!Jeff: Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively? And how much stuff do we have to go through this year before my friendship stops being questioned?Annie: Well maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff, Jeff. And maybe BNL has two Bilboard awards to your zero.Jeff: Oh ok they’re BNL now. We need a short name for the Bare Naked Ladies. That’s how fundamental they are. You know what Pierce probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.Britta: You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian all-rock band of the mid-nineties you selfish jaded ass!Jeff: THIS? IS A FIGHT. WE, ARE FIGHTING.

{One Community scene per episode} 2.15: Early 21st Century Romanticism

Shirley: [Pierce] listens to you.
Jeff: Well he also listens to the Bare Naked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.
The group: Woah! Back it up.
Troy: Ok Jeff you are clearly in a bad space today but Pierce is our friend and the Bare Naked Ladies are triple platinum. Are you?!
Jeff: Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively? And how much stuff do we have to go through this year before my friendship stops being questioned?
Annie: Well maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff, Jeff. And maybe BNL has two Bilboard awards to your zero.
Jeff: Oh ok they’re BNL now. We need a short name for the Bare Naked Ladies. That’s how fundamental they are. You know what Pierce probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.
Britta: You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian all-rock band of the mid-nineties you selfish jaded ass!
Jeff: THIS? IS A FIGHT. WE, ARE FIGHTING.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.14: Advanced Dugneons and Dragons

Hector seduces the Elf Maiden and Troy takes notes.


Tangled [Community style]

This came out of nowhere today while I was messing around with Vegas but I just kept going for some reason and while I wanted it to be a Jeff/Annie thing the study group just managed to sneak in there through no fault of my own. So it’s more of an ensamble vid which is why I’m so excited to show it to you :D HOPE YOU ENJOY


{One Community scene per episode} 2.08: Cooperative Calligraphy Annie: Jeff you’re in charge. I demand you deal with this.Jeff: There’s nothing to deal with!Abed: I’ll say.Jeff: Ok alright alright. Everyone breathe. You know what this is?Abed: Yep.Jeff: Shut up. This is a normal day with a bunch of friends who are done studying and a pen that maybe rolled away.Annie: Rolled away?!Jeff: Or fell down someone’s shoe!Annie: Let’s check shoes!Jeff: ANNIE! Fine…fine. Someone in this room is hiding your pen. Wanna know why? They feel terrible. They made a mistake. They waited too long to come forward and now they feel bad.Britta: They should.Annie: Mhm-hmm!Jeff: Ok, ok, so pen thief: we understand what happened and we forgive you.Annie: If you confess and apologise!Jeff: Right but here’s the thing: because this person now has no reason not to come forward if by some chance I get to the count of three and nobody comes forward guess what, we have to accept the fact that nobody has the pen don’t we?Study group: Ehhh.Jeff: Don’t we?Study group: Ehh.Jeff: Good. So here we go. One…Two…[Pierce raises his hand]Jeff: Pierce do you have something to tell us?Pierce: Yes. Is it me or is it becoming really obvious that Jeff took the pen?Study group: Yes, it’s totally obviousJeff: YOU WANNA MAKE A BET YOU JERKS? LOCK DOWN! ABED SEAL THE DOORS. NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL THIS PEN SHOWS UP.Abed: I don’t like this.Jeff: Tell that to the pen you might have. Gwinnifer! Hi, it’s me I can’t make it. Well tell your disappointment to suck it. I’m doing a bottle episode.

{One Community scene per episode} 2.08: Cooperative Calligraphy

Annie: Jeff you’re in charge. I demand you deal with this.
Jeff: There’s nothing to deal with!
Abed: I’ll say.
Jeff: Ok alright alright. Everyone breathe. You know what this is?
Abed: Yep.
Jeff: Shut up. This is a normal day with a bunch of friends who are done studying and a pen that maybe rolled away.
Annie: Rolled away?!
Jeff: Or fell down someone’s shoe!
Annie: Let’s check shoes!
Jeff: ANNIE! Fine…fine. Someone in this room is hiding your pen. Wanna know why? They feel terrible. They made a mistake. They waited too long to come forward and now they feel bad.
Britta: They should.
Annie: Mhm-hmm!
Jeff: Ok, ok, so pen thief: we understand what happened and we forgive you.
Annie: If you confess and apologise!
Jeff: Right but here’s the thing: because this person now has no reason not to come forward if by some chance I get to the count of three and nobody comes forward guess what, we have to accept the fact that nobody has the pen don’t we?
Study group: Ehhh.
Jeff: Don’t we?
Study group: Ehh.
Jeff: Good. So here we go. One…Two…
[Pierce raises his hand]
Jeff: Pierce do you have something to tell us?
Pierce: Yes. Is it me or is it becoming really obvious that Jeff took the pen?
Study group: Yes, it’s totally obvious
Jeff: YOU WANNA MAKE A BET YOU JERKS? LOCK DOWN! ABED SEAL THE DOORS. NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL THIS PEN SHOWS UP.
Abed: I don’t like this.
Jeff: Tell that to the pen you might have. Gwinnifer! Hi, it’s me I can’t make it. Well tell your disappointment to suck it. I’m doing a bottle episode.


{One Community scene per episode} 2.05: Messianic Myths and Ancient PeopleBritta: Jesus, did you really die for our sins? That’s dope.

{One Community scene per episode} 2.05: Messianic Myths and Ancient People

Britta: Jesus, did you really die for our sins? That’s dope.


{One Community scene per episode} 1.22: The Art of Discourse Troy: Well I sure as hell am not going to be the new Pierce. And if all we need is an escape goat…I think we shoud just let this one go.Britta: Sometimes you’ve got to be pretending TroyTroy: Maybe the new Pierce is Britta.Britta: Yeah right!Troy: How do you pronounce bagel again? [to the goat] She calls bagles, bagles.Annie: We do make fun of a lot of what you do and sayBritta: Yeah. Right to my face, because I can take it. Unlike a certain someone else.Annie: [gasps]Britta: [fake gasps]Annie: [gasps]Troy: [fake gasps][everybody gasps]Shirley: Aw don’t make fun of Annie.Annie: No no. I don’t want anybody’s pity. Come to think of it after Pierce you’re the most[..]Shirley: What?Annie: When you found out I was Jewish you invited me to a pool party that turned out to be a baptismShirley: Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven!What about Abed, Abed’s weirdBritta: Nah it’s not Abed.Annie: No not Abed.Jeff: Guys have you considered the new Pierce concept is stupid?Troy: [to the goat] Spoken like the new Pierce.

{One Community scene per episode} 1.22: The Art of Discourse

Troy: Well I sure as hell am not going to be the new Pierce. And if all we need is an escape goat…I think we shoud just let this one go.
Britta: Sometimes you’ve got to be pretending Troy
Troy: Maybe the new Pierce is Britta.
Britta: Yeah right!
Troy: How do you pronounce bagel again? [to the goat] She calls bagles, bagles.
Annie: We do make fun of a lot of what you do and say
Britta: Yeah. Right to my face, because I can take it. Unlike a certain someone else.
Annie: [gasps]
Britta: [fake gasps]
Annie: [gasps]
Troy: [fake gasps]
[everybody gasps]
Shirley: Aw don’t make fun of Annie.
Annie: No no. I don’t want anybody’s pity. Come to think of it after Pierce you’re the most[..]
Shirley: What?
Annie: When you found out I was Jewish you invited me to a pool party that turned out to be a baptism
Shirley: Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven!What about Abed, Abed’s weird
Britta: Nah it’s not Abed.
Annie: No not Abed.
Jeff: Guys have you considered the new Pierce concept is stupid?
Troy: [to the goat] Spoken like the new Pierce.


{One Community scene per episode} 1.21: Contemporary American Poultry Annie: Jeff! Abed killed my backpackShirley: And I caught him stuffing my man full of chickenPierce: That little Arab is off his rocker!Troy: He released Annie’s Boobs. Annie’s Boobs could be anywhere. Annie’s Boobs could be on the side of the road….Shirley: We got it. The monkey’s name is Annie’s BoobsBritta: Look what Abed did to my hair.Jeff: I feel terrible for all of you. Wait no I don’t ‘cause I warned you about all this but you were so high on your backpacks and hairstyles you accused me of being jealous.Annie: You were right but what can we do?Jeff: I’m sorry you rushed over that first part. Together!All of them: You. Were. Right.Jeff: Now what you can do is go home and write that on your bathroom mirror.

{One Community scene per episode} 1.21: Contemporary American Poultry

Annie: Jeff! Abed killed my backpack
Shirley: And I caught him stuffing my man full of chicken
Pierce: That little Arab is off his rocker!
Troy: He released Annie’s Boobs. Annie’s Boobs could be anywhere. Annie’s Boobs could be on the side of the road….
Shirley: We got it. The monkey’s name is Annie’s Boobs
Britta: Look what Abed did to my hair.
Jeff: I feel terrible for all of you. Wait no I don’t ‘cause I warned you about all this but you were so high on your backpacks and hairstyles you accused me of being jealous.
Annie: You were right but what can we do?
Jeff: I’m sorry you rushed over that first part. Together!
All of them: You. Were. Right.
Jeff: Now what you can do is go home and write that on your bathroom mirror.


Abed:OnceTroy: UponAbed: ATroy: TimeAbed: ThereTroy: WasAbed: ATroy: BigAbed: SpaceshipTroy: And?Abed: AliensTroy: And?Abed: MercenariesTroy: And?Abed: War.Troy: And?Abed: BetrayalTroy: And?Abed: Romance?Troy: And?Abed: Karate!Troy: And?Abed: Credits!Troy: TheAbed: End.

Abed:Once
Troy: Upon
Abed: A
Troy: Time
Abed: There
Troy: Was
Abed: A
Troy: Big
Abed: Spaceship
Troy: And?
Abed: Aliens
Troy: And?
Abed: Mercenaries
Troy: And?
Abed: War.
Troy: And?
Abed: Betrayal
Troy: And?
Abed: Romance?
Troy: And?
Abed: Karate!
Troy: And?
Abed: Credits!
Troy: The
Abed: End.