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“My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?”

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#A Very Potter Sequel #starkid #Lauren Laupez is better than you

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#~le queue: summer vacations #bromance: where have you been all my life? #a very potter sequel #starkid

#A Very Potter sequel #starkid #the awkward moment when Joe Walker wears a pink dress and make up and is STILL hot #~le queue: summer vacations

Ron: Do you want a Red Vine?
Hermione: No thanks.
Ron: DOES NO ONE WANT A RED VINE? HAS THE WORLD GONE INSANE? GOD.
[sits next to her and sees her crying]. You’re not like Umbridge if that’s what’s bothering you.
Hermione: Oh yeah? We’re both ugly, we’re both bossy and nobody likes us!
Ron: So what? You share some similarities. That’s like saying Spiderman and Venom are the same because they have the same power and the same costume. But Venom let his bitterness and hatred of the world turn him into an asshole a long time ago. But Spiderman would never do that, even though Ironman was so mean to him and Sandman killed his uncle Ben it’s like Spiderman is so full of…love and he would never let any of that ruin him. And that…redhead Mary Jane? She cares a lot about him. Even if he is just a nerdy patato face loser. And she knows deep down, miles beneath those…enormous breasts of his there’s something special.
Hermione: Yeah. He’s like my second favorite super hero.
Ron: SECOND?

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#A Very Potter Sequel #Bonnie Gruesen #DOES NO ONE WANT A RED VINE? HAS THE WORLD GONE INSANE? #Joey Richter #and also LOL at both Ron and Harry talking about their spiderman love #hilarious as this is that moment was the SWEETEST #starkid #my stuff: starkid

I was in the car with my parents when we crashed into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar.

I was in the car with my parents when we crashed into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar.

#a very potter sequel #rewatching this has been the highlight of my days #starkid

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Ron: Wanna hold hands?
Harry: I’d love that.

#A Very Potter musical #a very potter sequel #lmao #starkid